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The Errror, 1x08: Arrival
By Dino-Snore
WILHELM ISLAND
( 4 Crewmen from the S.S. Boat sit in the Local Bar&Motel, one of them stands up. )
Mutated Raptor: Wait for 5 Minutes and we'll be with you in a Jiffy
Vito: Relax, it's Cool!
Mutate: Cool? Come on, 3 People from the Town and Chamdar last night! You call that cool? Wandering around alone is stupid!
Vito: It's 5 Minutes to the Boat, I'll be fine! And no man is stupid enough to mess with me!
( Vito goes outside and wanders down an Alleyway to find a Woman on the Ground. )
Woman: Help me
Vito ( Helping her up ): What happened?
Woman: He...oh god....please....hold me...
Vito: Uh....okay...do you need anything?
Woman: YOUR LIFEFORCE!
( Caffine-Error breaks away from Vito and shoots Tentacles into him )
Caffine-Error: Ahhhhhh.....Food....No, that's not right ( she withdrawls the Tentacles ) youre not Vito! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAMDAR!
NotVito: Heh heh heh
( The Error switches from Vito to Chamdar Mode )
NotChamdar: I wonder how long you would notice!
( Mutated Raptor then appears )
Mutate: There you are.....Chamdar? Wait a Sec---
Chamdar-Error: ARGGHHHHH
( The Error then shoots Tentacles into Mutate and drain him of his Lifeforce )
Chamdar-Error: Sorry Mutate, you were a good crewmate.
MEANWHILE
( A Lone Helicopter arrives in Wilhelm's Air Space and lands in the Local Football Feild. A Man wearing a Gray Business Suit gets out and puts some Gloves on. )
Stranger: This is the Place!
( The Stranger reaches into his Chopper and pulls out a Flamethrower )
Stranger: Now I gotta burn it!
MEANWHILE
( NotCaffine and NotChamdar are back at Caffine's House )
N-Caffine: Chamdar?
N-Chamdar: Yes?
N-Caffine: You were dead.
N-Chamdar: Sorry
N-Caffine: I was shattered, but last night when I awoke, you were there,,,,
N-Chamdar: That's not me, that was my STD it's called ME!
N-Caffine: I dont understand
N-Chamdar: I dont either! Have you eaten anything?
N-Caffine: A Cat.
N-Chamdar: I was gonna be your first? You must be starving!
N-Caffine: Im a bit tired
N-Chamdar: Listen to me, your Metabolism is intense, your cells will weaken and die. You need to get a Lifeforce to replenish it! Join with me?
N-Caffine: Huh?
( N-Chamdar grabs her hand and fuses with it. )
N-Caffine: Oh....
Join with me
[ N-Caffine sees Blackness ]
N-Caffine: What's happening?
Just going over my Memories
N-Caffine: Oh....
[ N-Caffine sees a Fish swimming away from a Ruined Nuclear Submarine ( SPOT THE REFERENCE TO A PREVIOUS EPISODE, KIDS! ) and getting caught in Net.
The Fish is then hauled to the Deck of a Fishing Boat called the S.S. Boat. A Man is doing the Hauling but sees The Fish sprout Error Tentacles.
Chamdar : WHAT THE?
The Fish and Chamdar Exchange Forms through the Tentacles. ]
N-Caffine: You were the Fish?
And the Man..We are both....
N-Caffine: The Fish, the Man, and some other stuff...
MEANWHILE
( At the Wilhelm Bar&Motel, The Stranger is renting a room. )
Desk Clerk: You here about them murders?
Stranger: What? Why?
Clerk: You not being Local, and not being a Seaman.
Stranger: No One official, just a Tourist. What about the Murders?
Clerk: 4 Men in the Past week, 3 From here and One from the Boat.
Stranger: Boat?
Clerk: Fishing Cruiser, limped into Port Damaged 8 Days Ago, the Murders started 2 Days Later.
Stranger: I guess we Main-Landers arent welcome...
Clerk: Not for some, but the Seaman's Death cooled a Few tempers. If he didnt die, your Money would not have been accepted! Mr. Junkee!
( The Clerk hands Junkee a couple keys )
JPJunkee: Thanks, one of these opens the street door?
Clerk: the Gold One...But you should not be wandering around at this time of Night....
Junkee: I'm just getting my stuff...
Clerk: It's your Call!
( As Junkee leaves the Motel and Bar, he Bumps into Seth Rex and Darth Chicken. )
Junkee: Evening!
Seth: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Seth and Chicken go into the Bar )
Seth: ATTENTION! Until further notice, the town and the Crew are all confined to a Dusk-Dawn Curfew! So DRINK UP!
Barkeep: You cant do that!
( Seth pulls out his 2 Revolvers and aims at the Barkeep )
Seth: Oh...But I CAN!
( Chicken goes up to Ted Arnold and Carnotaur3 )
Ted: But Cap'n!
Chicken: Move it! Wait a Sec, where are Vito and Mutate?
Ted: They left for the Boat an Hour ago!
Chicken: CRAP!
MEANWHILE
( Junkee stumbles upon Mutated Raptor's Corpse )
Junkee: CRAP!
( Junkee puts on some Haz-Mat Gloves and seperates some of the Blood from the Main Group, he then pours a Small Vial of Acid on it. )
SSSSSSSSSSS
Junkee: Human?
( Seth and Chicken run out of Nowhere, Seth has his Revolvers aimed at Junkee's Eyeballs )
Seth: Hold it right there, you are under arrest!
MEANWHILE
( N-Caffine is still seeing what the Error wants her to see. )
I miss the Water...
Well, go take a Dip sometimes
[ ( Not-Chamdar is sitting on the Pier next to the S.S. Boat in the Next Memory, Vito and Ted walk up. )
Vito: We're gonna get drunk, wanna come along?
N-Chamdar: In a Bit....
( N-Chamdar goes down a Street and bumps into TheRiddler )
N-Chamdar: Got the Time?
theriddler: 9:20 Sharp....Huh?
( Chamdar-Error then drains theriddler of his Lifeforce. ) ]
N-Caffine: Those Memories suck..some were Terrible, some were wonderfull, and others were just palin weird!
N-Chamdar: True, just remember to Trade your Dead Cells for the Lifeforce, One Living Cell will result in a New Generation: AKA COMPETITION! So keep Wilhelm yours and yours alone, and it'll sustain you for years!
N-Caffine: Oh God...the whole town....
N-Chamdar: Dont cry, the conflict between your Humanity and your Errorship will soon Pass....it hurts but takes time! But I'lm there for you, we're practically STUCK with Eachother Now....We are one...together....forever....
N-Caffine: Til Death Do us Part!
MEANWHILE
( Junkee is sitting in the Cell of the Wilhelm Police Station, watching him is Seth and Chicken. )
Seth: Okay Mr. Junkee, your Story checks out, The Net logged you out 2 Hours ago, around when Mutate died....That makes your being the killer unlikely but Impossible....Why come to Wilhelm?
Junkee: I'm not a Suspect Now, so I dont want to answer anything.
Seth: Save the TV Crap for Home, your in Wilhelm now! And you are leaving until I get some answers!
Junkee: You win, the killer is a Disease! And probably one of the Men from the Boat has it!
Chicken: A Disease? Amongst my Crew?
Seth: That could have been why the 3rd Body was Deformed.
Junkee: That's the Transient Stage of Infection! In fact, the 3rd Victim is what got me here!
Chicken: This is Bull!
Junkee: I've ran into this monster before, 3 Months ago, I was in the Antarctic as a Chopper Pilot, within 1 Week, it destroyed not only the Camp I worked at, but also a Norwegian Site, a Navy SEAL Team, a Nuclear Submarine, and a Enviromental Research Station in Argentina. I was one of the Few who lived. I thought it was Dead, until now....
Chicken: How did it get on my ship?
Junkee: You are the Captain of a Fishing Cruiser, right?
Chicken: The Fish? No Way, Seth you---
Seth: Captain, until he can prove this, The Boat and it's Crew are under quaratine....Including you and your Missing Crewman Vito!
THE NEXT DAY
( The Error in Vito's Form exits Caffine's House and walks to the Docks, where Junkee, Seth, and Chicken are waiting for him. )
Seth: Vito?
N-Vito: Yeah?
LATER...
( NotVito is in the Cell at the Police Station, watching Seth and Chicken set up a small lab on the Table )
Not-Vito: Look, I answered all your Questions, done everything you asked, I even gave you a Blood Sample! What's going on?
Chicken: Sorry, we play ball or they impound our catch, besides, we all underwent this, even themselves!
( Seth gets the Blood Sample ready )
Seth: We're Ready!
( Junkee walks in with his Flamethrower )
Not-Vito ( Recognizing Junkee ) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Chicken ( going up to N-Vito ): Relax, it's under control!
Seth: Be Careful Captain! Dont Touch him!
Not-Vito: Tell me now! What is this!
Junkee: Okay, Seth, Chicken, remember when I poured the Acid on the Blood and nothing happened...NOW WATCH THIS!
( Junkee pours a Vial of Acid on the Blood )
Not-Vito: NO!
SSSSSSSSSSSS......OW!
Seth: OH DEAR GOD!
Vito-Error: MWARGGGGGGGGGGGGG
( Tentacles shoot out everywhere )
Junkee: SETH, CHICKEN! GET DOWN AND BACK!
( The Error chucks the Table with the Lab on it, it smashes on the wall over Chicken's Head )
Chicken: WOAH! DO SOMETHING!
Junkee: OKAY!
( Junkee lets loose with his Flamethrower and hits Vito square in the Chest. )
Junkee: BURN DAMN YOU! I STILL GOT MORE EPISODES TO DO!
Vito-Error: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chicken: THE HEAD! IT'S CHANGING!
( The Error partially takes Chamdar's Form )
Chamdar ( Below the Human's Level of Hearing ): The Cells....dying....cant....last long.......must get message to Caffine!
( The Error starts to Change Again )
Seth: LOOK!
Junkee: OH MY GOD! NO!
( The Error takes Caffine's Form then Melts )
To Be Continued with THE ERROR 1X09: FIRESTORM
10/11/2003 12:49:26 PM
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