INTRODUCTION
Hello Everyone and Welcome to My Awesome JP4 Page!!! This page is all about the NEW COOL film JURASSIC PARK
IV!! THATS RIGHT IV! THATS A "4" IN ENGLISH!!! WHOA.
So I know what you're thinking right! JP3 ("JPIII") was crappy except for the talking raptor part (this is
actually foreshadowing to JP4, we now know!!!) and Alan Grant's HAT being in it!
OK fine but JP4 is totally different! On this site you can learn everything about Jurassic Park 4 and why it is
so great!! I made this site because DAN is so far behind the times! I mean he's still all about JP3 and
everyone knows it wasn't so great, like I told you above. Dan will probably make a page about JP4 too sometime,
but he's all like a "journalist" and is waiting for "real information" and wants to make a page that is "K-rad",
but look here Dan, I've dedicated my heart to making a JP4 page that is totally BADICAL by at least 4x more than
yours! I know what the fans want because I am one of them! And I am here to tell you that you can find what you
seek here at THE JP4TRESS!! WELCOME!! (WILKOMMEN!!)
NEWS AND NEW THINGS
8/18/04
Ok I have heard that some people don't get the prototype JP4 logo (ITS REAL I SWEAR) that is on this page! Look you guys its a dino and a dog and a human! This has a lot to do with JP4, so you obviously didn't read the plot summary and are going to fail your book report.
THE PLOT
Here you can find out about why JP4 is so INNOVATIVE and UNIQUE. You can read a lot of new INSIDER INFO about it
at Ain't It Cool News you have to scroll down a lot
through a lot of boring talking parts to get to the real JURASSIC stuff but I'm not going to summarize it for you
so you better click the link! After all in Jurassic Park only the strong and smart dinos who learn to ROLL WITH
IT survive so you better look to their noble example and do some reading yourself!
Here is my plot summary based on this article and on secret espionage informants:
Jurassic Park 4
Some pterosaurs attack a little league game and people are TERRIFIED. They respond by sending plucky bounty
hunter (that's like what SAMUS ARAN of METROID or STAR FOX of STARFOX does, you know) Nick Harris to Isla Nublar
("Isle of Cloud") to investigate. He meets John Hammond along the way, but not Alan Grant or Ian Malcolm. When
they get there they are trying to find those samples of dino in the can that Newman lost in the first movie. But
shockingly, there's another BAD corporation called GRENDEL which I think is a really innovative name unlike
anything i have ever heard of in a rpg or anime on the island and they take out Nick and his team! Are you
kidding me!! No I am not. When Nick wakes up he is in a MIDEVIL CASTLE in the ALPS. He goes to the TV lounge
and is AMAZED to find that there are 5 dinos watching 24 in there (they are learning tactics from Jack Bauer).
The head guy of GRENDEL CORP comes in to join them and greets Nick and introduces him to the dino team! Nick has
to become the leader and teacher of the dinos (this is because Nick reads a lot of dino books when he is not
bounty hunting and has knowledge equivalent to that of a master paleontologist, or dinologist)! But wait there
is more than meets the eye about these dinosaurs! They are specially genetically created and have both dog DNA
(for extra points towards obedience saving rolls) and human DNA (faster level ups) added to their dino DNA. At
this time they are only called X1, X2, X3, X4, and X5, but Nick tells them they need names and he names them
Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus after the other Renaissance artists that the Ninja Turtles
didn't already use. Then the band of brothers go on many adventures until the movie inevitably ends.
THE END
FAN SECTION
In this part of the site you can go crazy thinking and talking about JP4! It's how i spend my free time! I will kick off with my own art of the majestic team
of dino protectors at the heart of JP4's AWESOME story. These are based on real pictures by Sir Spielburg so you
know they are real!
This is Achilles, The Daring. He has renowned courage.
Hector, The Wise. He favors detective work.
Perseus, The Fleet. He has stealth abilities.
Orestes, The Raging. He wields a fierce blade.
Spartacus, The Congenial. He has People Skills.